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Wednesday 17 July 2019

14% TAX ON BRANDED Lawn- upset women in a fuuny interview-fusionstories

He was pleased of a new order and didn’t have any sympathy with victims, but as a journalist, it was his duty to cover any issue which offends any class. He entered the press club, where a group of saddening and upset women of different backgrounds were waiting for him. He felt as a victor at heart, but at face, he posed of their only well-wisher. He set his tape to record all discussion or comments and sat on a calm chair. 

Reporter: There must be some real issue that all beautiful ladies are gathered under one flag (He showed a hell of ignorance)? 



First lady: A real and a concerned issue. (The lady emphasized on each word). We’re here to record our plea to first lady, Bushra Bibi and prime Minister Imran Khan, regarding the unjust with women of Pakistan by imposing of 14% tax on branded suits. Anyone have thoughts… how we’ll manage this serious matter? Where would we rush now to relax our hard earned money? You know brother, saving is in the nature of every woman. It’s we, who raise a house after gathering each straw-like sparrows. We wait for the lawn sales for the whole season, save a lot of money and after indulging at pushing, pulling and snatching adventure remain successful to grab any good and reasonable suit. (The women got emotional and loud).

Reporter: “Saves to drown”! Don’t you think, these brands make you fool by sale, every month? (Reporter sighed).



Second lady: Not at all. Look at my dress. My favorite brand only offers sale twice… thrice… or hardly 4 times in a long summer season. I hardly snatched it at sale in a hell of a crowd (She pointed towards her with mentioning the price and brand loudly). A nasty, heavy woman almost squeezed me under its paws and partition of shop hit my head but I didn’t let this dress go. It cost just Rs 5000 to me when its actual price was Rs 8000. This government has plans to ruin the only pleasure of the women of Pakistan by imposing 14% tax on branded suits. You tell us, is the Rs 800 tax is worth of Rs 4000 suits? If I could save that 800 then definitely I could buy another shirt from the brand. I could just buy 3 suits from the sale.



Reporter: 3 suits from one sale. Then why are you worried, sister. They’ll be enough for the season. (The reporter was estimating the money, which went to the lawn outlet drawer by a single customer).

Second lady:  What about next year? I always buy 5 to 6 suits for next scorching summer from sales.

Reporter: Then what about the dresses, you bought last year?
Lady: I didn’t like the prints, so I gifted them to my friends. (The lady choked her eyebrows).

Reporter: There are taxes on food items too, but you ladies are not protesting against that?

Lady: Expenses on food items can be cut down, but the high-quality dressing is must to live reputable in society (KHAO MAN PA DA, PEHNO JUG PA DA). We know nothing, the government have to step back on the decision of taxes otherwise…

Reporter: Otherwise, you’ll stop buying lawn suits? (The reporter felt the tickling of joy at heart).

Third Lady: Why would we? You just do your work and publish our interview as the 14% tax on branded lawn will destroy our home industry. Many people will be unemployed. Make interview as hitting as possible. (The lady was too arrogant and bossy).

Reporter: I can guess, many of you would be working ladies and much-needed dresses all the time (he reminded of his wife’s justification at every new dress) but this lawn phobia has smashed the contentment from ladies and they keep on wasting money on buying lawn dresses without noticing it. Dress means to be comfortable, not to show off, but here…,’



Lady: Brother, we’ve called you to take our voice to the media, not to give us a lecture.  It is the only pleasure of tired working women or depressed housewives of Pakistan. We're upset and you should understand it. Nobody cares, what I’ll wear to an upcoming event, as I’ve nothing to wear. (The lady thought of her overcrowded wardrobe and sighed).
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Lady: After all, your wife will also be affected like us. This tax would also hit you and the saving nature of your wife.

Reporter paused for a moment and mumbled, 
'It’s to be decided yet who is most affected, her or me? I was planning to buy a Honda civic but I could buy a Honda aspire. Instead of 1 kanals, I’ve bought 5 Marla plot. 
 I thought this tax would break this lawn hypnotism, but I know… it’ll take time. I’m not sure for women, but men will definitely vote to Imran Khan for this immense step of putting the tax on branded lawn. Soon, Pakistani women will put down their lawn sale mania and will save their money and energy for some real task.' The reporter sighed and gazed at upset ladies.

'Don’t worry, I’ll send your protest to Bushra Bibi and Imran Khan through all media forms.   (He couldn’t stand it anymore and stand up).


He gathered his gadgets  and walked out. He was gazing at the recording tape when it slipped down to the road and crashed under the wheel of rushing cars as there was lawn on sale nearby, all cars were in a hurry and most drivers were women.
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